Jason: i just found my keys
on your bibimbab keychain
that i lost at least a month ago
me: @_@
YOU DIDNT TELL ME YOU LOST IT
gasp
now you made me want bibimbap
Jason: yea b/c you would've been hurut
hurt
if i told you
me: you are reckless with your belongings
Jason: and then most likely i would've got hurt in the events following
